And The Useless Reason Why Your Pants Don't Fit My Doctor: "Chidi, according to the BMI, you are morbidly obese." Me (with my black DMX mask on): My Doctor: <looks at the charts again, then gives me a once over>: "Hmm." Me (with my black DMX mask): My Doctor: "I've seen morbidly obese. You don’t look morbidly obese." <puts her glasses back on, looks at the charts. Takes them off. Looks at me>.